Which Trope Are You? Take the Smut-Style Quiz Everyone’s Sharing

Need a break from doomscrolling BookTok to figure out if you’re a Stalker Romance baddie or a sunshine simp? We’ve got you covered. Take our spicy quiz below to discover which smutty trope matches your chaotic reader energy — then send it to your book club bestie and fight about your answers over wine and popcorn.

Take the Quiz:

1. What’s your bookish red flag?
   A. Crushing on fictional villains
   B. Skipping straight to the spicy scenes
   C. Loving love triangles
   D. Recommending dark romance to your mom
2. Your dream book boyfriend is...
   A. Tall, broody, emotionally unavailable
   B. Obsessed with you in an unhinged way
   C. A morally gray alpha with a soft side
   D. Totally off-limits and older than your dad
3. What’s your favorite setting?
   A. Small-town coffee shop
   B. Elite boarding school with secrets
   C. Dragon-riding academy
   D. Cabin in the woods with no cell service
4. Pick a quote to tattoo:
   A. “He falls first.”
   B. “You’re mine. Always.”
   C. “I’d burn the world for you.”
   D. “Call me Daddy.”

Results:

• Mostly A’s → Grumpy x Sunshine
  You melt icy hearts. You live for banter, soft tension, and that moment when the grump finally breaks.
• Mostly B’s → Stalker Romance
  You want dark, obsessive love — the kind with a body count and zero chill. You’re not here for the slow burn.
• Mostly C’s → Fantasy Smut
  You thrive in magical worlds full of morally gray chaos. You’d risk it all for a winged lover with rage issues.
• Mostly D’s → Age Gap Daddy
  You want praise, protection, and filthy dialogue. You don’t read smut — you devour it.

💋 Bonus:

📥 Download the Printable Quiz — Perfect for book club night, bachelorette chaos, or spicy TBR planning with friends!

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