For the smut lovers who don’t need a screen — just a spicy book and some alone time.
This “I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fcking Lady”* hoodie isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the unapologetic readers who devour chapters like candy and know that smut in print hits different.
🔥 Feminine, filthy, and funny
📚 Built for spicy BookTok girlies
💋 Soft, oversized, and designed to make a statement
Whether you're cozying up with a morally gray hero or just warning people to stay out of your reading time, this hoodie does the talking so you don’t have to.
Comfort that screams confidence — with a little literary filth.
📦 Product Highlights:
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Soft fleece-lined interior
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Relaxed unisex fit (true to size or size up for oversized)
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50/50 cotton-poly blend
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Printed on demand with eco-conscious processes
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Machine washable, dry flat for longevity
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for added warmth.
- Adjustable hood with color-matched woven cord.
- Seamless design for enhanced comfort and aesthetics.
- Made with a resilient blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Highly customizable with DTF printing and embroidery options.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
