For the spicy readers who’d rather swoon over fictional men than tolerate a real one’s audacity — this Reading Smut and Avoiding Real Men embroidered dad hat is your new signature accessory.
Sassy, bold, and lowkey savage, this hat is a whole mood. The sleek minimalist design features pink lips, silver handcuffs, and the cheekiest bookish line you’ll ever wear. Whether you're on your hot girl walk, scrolling SmutTok, or dodging a dating app notification — this cap says it all for you.
👒 Perfect for book club girlies, BookTok queens, Kindle baddies, and every spicy lit lover who knows fictional men just hit different.
🧵 Features:
100% cotton chino twill
Adjustable strap with brass buckle (one size fits most)
Low-profile, vintage-style dad hat fit
High-quality embroidery for bold, long-lasting detail
Designed for bookish babes who don’t chase — they read
Product features - Comfortable fit thanks to an unstructured, low-profile design for all-day wear. - Durable 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability and a sturdy Permacurv® visor. - Precurved visor with a coordinated underbill color for a polished look. - Adjustable snap closure allows for a custom fit with a chic antique brass buckle. - Made from high-quality 100% cotton, ensuring softness and lasting wear.
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
